Super Powers

The funny thing about my little poppyseed, is that he/she is giving me terrific superpowers I never knew I wanted:

One gigantic breast (I am hoping the other one catches up soon) (Lets be honest I am talking B-cup)

The ability to smell danger/An extremely sensitive sense of smell.

Altered taste buds, which crave savory not sweet, as I have entire life so far.

The ability to sleep, and sleep and sleep.

The power to stand up for myself - something I think I always had, but never accessed until I was two.